The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)